Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh July 16, 2008

muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

by Raetsch September 22, 2006

cunt punt

A kick right in the vagina.

Im going to boot you right in the fud, give you a right good cunt punt.

by Davieboyle1983 May 29, 2010

Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

by Tiny Tucker October 30, 2008

Punt Dog

A breed of small dog typically having an annoying bark and behavior that you want to kick like a football.

Your neighbor's dog barks a lot. It's so annoying! Is it a Chihuahua? No. It's a Punt Dog.

by Daniel Websta June 09, 2014

Quick Punt

A football play favored by bald, child rapists. After a full hour of tailpad-less scrimmages and centre-ass-groping, a coach can call a quick punt play in practice. Sometimes on first down, to confuse the opponent, a quick punt is called. While other coaches may object, the real head coach can laugh and demand if they're questioning his judgement. (To be effective, you need all players out of the hyperbolic chamber and on the field)

Carlyle: Quick Punt! Quick Punt!
Peotto: Coach, are you sure that's the right call? It's first down?
Carlyle: Are you questioning me, Patrick?

by Lil' Sanj February 17, 2010