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conservative anarchist 

one who believes in all the ideas of libertarianism and follows anarchism but does not believe in abortion or go out and protest wars like a flaming faggot.
to be a conservative anarchist you must....
1) say fuck authority and the RIAA
2) frequently use kazaa lite
3) wherever you go , bring spraypaint and tag the conservative anarchist logo (an elephant with a swastika and an anarchy circle with an "A" in it on top of it)
4) white power (some respect to vietnamese and philipino)
5) doesnt believe in abortion
Person A : I love being a radical anarchist. Let's go protest a war!
Person B : Shut the fuck up and keep sucking Bradley.
Person A : Okay. Maybe we should just give up being radical faggots and just become CONSERVATIVE ANARCHISTS.

white collar anarchist 

Someone who secretly reads radical/liberal books, rails against "the system", advocates a punk ethic, but in everyday life is very mainstream and would never actually rock the boat.
"Bob is such a white collar anarchist. He owns every Jello Biafra spoken word album and reads the Huffington Post, but voted for Romney."

Suburban Anarchist

Someone who lived in the suburbs of a major city, the Suburban Anarchist doesn't genuinely believe in anarchy, but rather participates in it to spite the comfortable life they grew up in. The suburban anarchist will use peaceful protests as reasoning for destroying and looting other's property.
Person 1- "You see all of the looting during the BLM protests?"
Person 2- "The protesters don't actually believe in rioting, it's just the Suburban Anarchists doing the damage"

conservative anarchist 

A conservative anarchist is an anarchist who holds anarchy to an ideal but realizes it is unrealistic and impossible in its true form.
Look at Susan, she is such a conservative anarchist. She wants to bring down the state in a blaze of glory, but she can't help but feel that it would cause too much trouble.

biccy anarchist

Eating a quantity of Weetabix that will result in non-completed 12 packs aka biccy leftovers.

For example, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 or 12 Weetabix per sitting are acceptable. 5, 7, 8, 9, 10 or 11 are not.

Only a true biccy anarchist would engage in such behaviour
Mark: Phil’s coming for breakfast, shall we get Weetabix?
Kate: No, he eats like 5 at a time, boys a pure biccy anarchist!

Lemon_anarchist 

some random twitch streamer that builds trash things in Minecraft
"Woah that's a trash build Lemon_anarchist"
Lemon_anarchist by Jovieisfnaf February 9, 2021

internet anarchist 

Internet Anarchist is a semi-popular documentary/commentary youtuber. He used to work for SunnyV2 and then started his own channel, where he makes documentary on youtuber/internet people. His editing style is similar to SunnyV2 and as a result, often called a SunnyV2 ripoff. Also, he is Australian;(
person 1: Jesus, how Tekkitrealm getting away with it?? Is there no one who will expose his lies??

Jesus: Fear not, my child, for Internet Anarchist shall be the instrument to halt his path.
internet anarchist by Samiul Haider December 20, 2023