To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.
"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"
"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."
"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."
by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.
by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.
Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.
by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015

Wow, checkout those crop circles! Those aren't crop circles that's just clip art for an Amish website!
by winnthrop January 18, 2011

Big Bubba shit in his cell and had his prison bitch smell it. Bubba flushed the toilet while his bitch was down there and butt-fucked him. Therefore giving him a prison-style Amish Igloo.
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

by Lucky luke the 2nd September 4, 2008

by Mo Yosef October 2, 2005
