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Amish Threesome

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.
"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."
by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011
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Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.
Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...
by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009
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Amish Carriage

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.
Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.
by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015
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Amish Website

A field plowed with an advertisement so large that it can be seen on Google Earth
Wow, checkout those crop circles! Those aren't crop circles that's just clip art for an Amish website!
by winnthrop January 18, 2011
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Amish Igloo

Where u poop in a toilet and give someone a swirly while you butt-fuck them.
Big Bubba shit in his cell and had his prison bitch smell it. Bubba flushed the toilet while his bitch was down there and butt-fucked him. Therefore giving him a prison-style Amish Igloo.
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
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amish nigger

John you amish nigger you cant even turn on the machine!
by Lucky luke the 2nd September 4, 2008
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Amish Orgasm

An incredibly humble orgasmic experiance
"I just experienced an Amish Orgasm after I Viewed your nude webpage"
by Mo Yosef October 2, 2005
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