Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum

Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018

alaskan whore

a girl who wears a coat, mini skirt and boots when it's 20-degrees outside and there's snow on the ground

alaskan whores..just like regular whores, only colder

by thatantialaskanwhorebitch December 31, 2007

Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!

by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010

alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion

pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver

by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016

Looking for Alaska

What John Green writes when The Fault in Our Stars isn't enough death for him.

friend: what are you reading?
you: Looking for Alaska.
friend: oh cool whats it about?
you: *gasps*
friend:what?
you: *cries*
friend: WHAT?
you: *SCREAMS MANIACLY*

by OurLittleInfinity June 9, 2014

Alaskan Halibut

Sex-Move: Knock your bich out with a fish (preferably an alaskan halibut), put it on your dick, and then fuck her with it.

I gave her an Alaskan Halibut last night. Biches love the Alaskan Halibut.

by Alaskan Halibut November 28, 2012

ALASKAN POLELINER

THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT

IT WAS EXTRA COLD LAST NIGHT SO ME AND SALLY DID THE ALASKAN POLELINER

by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012