yellow jacket alligater

"yellow jacket alligater" is a redneck name for a bumblebee. yellow jacket alligaters are usualy big and very ferocious. they have an alligater head, a bee body, devil wings, and a tooth on their butt for stinging.

The word originated in Yermo CA, by Colt Hare

City boy: Wow, did u see the size of that bee?
Redneck 1: No man, that was no bee that was a yellow jacket alligater.
Redneck 2: OH SHIT RUN!
City boy: why?
Redneck 2: Those things with kill you dead thats why!

by creative redneck March 29, 2011

Alligator Fuckhouse

latin: Conglomero crocodylus

A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.

Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

alligator arm

usually plural, anyone who never offers to pick up a tab or buy a drink

Don't expect billy to buy a round, his alligator arms don't reach his wallet.

by kmrod September 22, 2006

Bearded Alligator

A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.

Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"

by batsoup August 3, 2009

alligator

When you are performing cunnilingus on a woman, you stop, slowly elevate your head above pussy level so that she can only see your eyes and move them from side to side like an alligator.

"That bastard john pulled an alligator on me, i almost pissed on him!"

by Johnny Brasas November 19, 2007

Alligator

(1030's) term used by black jazzmen, particularly in New Orleans, referring to white jazz musicians, jive people or jitterbugs.

I prefer black jazzmen playing to any alligator when you know it won't do the trick.

by William Warney October 17, 2010

alligator check

When one places their fingers into the vagina for sexual pleasure. Derived from the action for which is taken to determine the sex of an alligator. Similar to a fingerbang.

I saw Ashley last night and she persuaded me to giver her an alligator check. She is definitely a female.

by Nick L August 16, 2005