Afghan road rash

When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel

In my second tour of Afghanistan I saw a women get an afghan road rash

by Nigg3rsarntpeople February 20, 2017

Afghan Flame

The worst restaurant ever, they fail to pay their employees on time, have poor organizational skills, and practically suck at everything to do with customer service, management, and catering.

Afghan flame ducking sucks

by gryyfgryyrjfj April 5, 2023

afghan cookie

delicious as cookie🔥🔥🔥

I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.

Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 5, 2023

The Afghan Shitter

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.

Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.

by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022

Afghan barbecue

When you Dutch oven someone but let a full poo out.

Last night sucked, this guy gave me an Afghan barbecue.

by Dickhole6669cuk January 16, 2022

The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021

Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.

Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.

by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 13, 2021