afghan

a short ranga named Brooke

get this afghan away from me

by skibiti 6767 October 16, 2025

Afghan dog collar

While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.

Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.

by Dr.duckbutter November 23, 2024

Afghan Flame

The worst restaurant ever, they fail to pay their employees on time, have poor organizational skills, and practically suck at everything to do with customer service, management, and catering.

Afghan flame ducking sucks

by gryyfgryyrjfj April 5, 2023

The afghan pullout

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021

Afghan

The most powerful people in the world

your overlord

superpower graveyard
hot men

suicide bombers originate from Afghanistan which makes them hot i mean thicc i mean black men kissing.... Afghan

by afgan suicide bomber daddy 123 September 24, 2021

Afghan Backhand

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.

The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!

by nutbags August 17, 2010

afghan tuxedo

a suicide bomber vest

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat

by BJ85 May 14, 2024