Afghan dog collar

While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.
Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.
by Dr.duckbutter November 23, 2024
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Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.
Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.
by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 14, 2021
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Afghan barbecue

When you Dutch oven someone but let a full poo out.
Last night sucked, this guy gave me an Afghan barbecue.
by Dickhole6669cuk January 17, 2022
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afghan cookie

delicious as cookie🔥🔥🔥

I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.
Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 06, 2023
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Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.
Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.
by JoesBiThen September 05, 2021
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afghan parrot

From the state of Mississippi this bird, commited for violation, had to flee of his origin. Afghanistan became his homeland, where violation was considered legal and of use to the community.
Like no other parrot is the afghan parrot.
by pareot people January 26, 2014
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afghan tuxedo

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat
by BJ85 May 15, 2024
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