actual shawn

A man that leaves people speechless. A quiet sole who rarely sits or sleeps. He works hard for the money and is not a big supporter of the system. He is a quiet mysterious anarchist with a strong love for the Boston Red Socks and hockey. Often seen in a bar or at a bar on mothers day. Likes plaid and rocks that shit like no one's business. Makes excellent Bloody Mary's but never partakes. Likes to take pictures of Pendleton and send it to friends. Loved by people named Fran and Mabel.

"Dude were you hanging out with Shawn last night?" "No, man. I was hanging out with an Actual Shawn."

by casswhy June 8, 2014

Accountaukulelebuddy

The name for a ukulele buddy you love so much, that you hold yourself accountable for his well being and the good health of his ukulele.

"Did you hear the news ? Théo broke his ukulele..."
"What ? Really ? Omg he needs my help !"
"What the hell bro, it's just a ukulele, why do you even care ?"
"Because I am his accountaukulelebuddy and I care about him and his ukulele more than my own children bro !"

by UkuleleSavage June 7, 2017

Acton ma

Acton ma a town everyone wants to leave because their is nothing to do

Acton ma

Why would you ever want to live in acton because theirs nothing to

by Grumpyoldfan November 22, 2018

Billary Account

Non-Government or Non-Business, unmonitored email account used for sharing inappropriate or "private" communication. Can be, but not necessarily for illegal information sharing. Usually your personal email account.

Don't send that over my work email, send it to my Billary Account.

by USA Berzerker September 20, 2016

fine actor

A DMV(DC,MD,VA) Term that is use to describe someone who is a good/believable liar.

Man 1- man I was whooping all of them, it was about four niggas all trying to jump me.

Man 2- for real? You a real one no joke.

Man 3- it was one nigga and he was beating the shit out of you so stop lying.

Man 1- so where the other three come from? Man you a fine actor.

by SouthsidesKillaMoe October 11, 2017

Bowl Acoustics

The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.

Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.

by Done it all dave December 5, 2022

Hollywood actors

Among this group is a high concentration of people who think that their opinions are worth more than ours just because they are rich and famous. Another false belief some of these people tend to have is that real americans (the ones who don't have seven mansions and private islands and jets) actually give a damn about their ill-founded opinions. Some of them tend to be preachy and like to scold people for polluting or being selfish while they drive gas-guzzling SUV's and buy $300 jeans.

Vote or Die. What the Hell was that? At least that stupid campaign kept him from ruining more good songs.

by miss grace May 2, 2005