ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

ankle knocker

A big penis. Figuratively long enough to knock on ones ankles.

Jim over here’s got a hog on him, he’s got an ankle knocker

by Hawksenberg February 3, 2020

Scooter Ankle

(n) The sensational pain of hitting you ankle with your fucking scooter that one way.
ex. Go commit scooter ankle.

Fred: Let's ride our scooters!
Felix: No, I'm afraid I'll get scooter ankle.
Fred: Then, I hope you get scooter ankle you fucktard.

by Eim Gay December 1, 2019

mom ankles

When a person had really good ankles

Dang erin you got some hella good mom ankles

by Anklemom March 26, 2021

Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".

An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.

by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009

Drew Van Acker

A hot, sexy guy! Everything about him is sexy; his hair, his body, his face, and his amazing husky voice. If I were you, I would marry that hot piece of meat in a heart beat. It's like a he's walking sex! Can I just say how amazing he plays Jason Dilaurentis on Pretty Little Liars! When it comes to Drew Van Acker, if you're straight guy, you would want to turn gay, if you're a lesbian, you would to turn back straight, and if you're a straight girl or bisexual, you're good..... you're really good! Drew Van Acker is a really sexy mother fucker. Period.

Ex 1:
"Hey do you know who Drew Van Acker is?"

"Yeah! My baby daddy"

Ex 2:
"Who the hell is Drew Van Acker?!"

"IDK, but he sure looks a lot like my next boy friend *wink* *wink* * nudge* * nudge"

by sanegirl September 24, 2011

Scooter ankle

The most terrible pain known to man. Scooter ankle happens when one hops spin a shooter and accidentally hits it apoun the leg and will immediately cry out in pain. Scooter ankle can affect all ages. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with scooter and you may be entitled to financial compensation

Aaaaaaaaaaaa I accidentally committed scooter ankle

Dang man do you want me to call the ambulance?

by Tatapeep April 5, 2019