a matsko

word you give to someone who's mother you did last night

Bob: what'd you do last night?
Johnny: your mother
Bob: what
Johnny: a matsko

by a matsko May 29, 2017

A Matarizzo

Someone who says they're gonna delete their Instagram account every few months, makes a big deal of it, but is back a day or two later

Oh dear lort, she's doing a matarizzo AGAIN 🙄

by Wrecking bitches June 3, 2018

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

A Matt

A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia

Look! A Matt by that moonshine still

by AntiItalianHoosier October 27, 2020

a mattia vibe

a mattia vibe is a cold november-december 2019 morning when ‘no idea’ by don toliver was trending and he would pop up on people’s fyp. And life had a meaning

person number 1: wow! are y’all having déjà vu rn or is it just me??
person number 2: no dawg, you’re just experiencing a mattia vibe!!

wowww totally cellular dawggg

by polibihoe ong br0 February 7, 2021

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

Doing a Mattrick

Verb, Fucking up a global company then legging it.

Don mattrick ruined the xbox empire and tried to save it. Doing a mattrick

by Alpackakid July 28, 2013