Joey

A fat sack of shit. That loves to lie. He also gets soft blow jobs from every girl.
Oh man I’d hate to be a Joey.
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Joey

The one guy that everyone secretly wants to murder and roll in a pile of pink dildo's.
Gosh, I fucking hate that Joey guy.
by mollyhitler101 August 29, 2017
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Joey

A cool, funny guy who jokes around a little too much but deep down has a big heart and the best intentions at mind. A big brother figure in my life.
"Don't talk trash about Joey or I'm gonna lose it"
by joey_fan December 14, 2018
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Joey is a very mean guy who doesn't care about other people's feelings. Nobody really likes him because he is a snake.
"ugh stop being such joey"
"Edith says he's an asshole & I totally agree"
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Joey

The type of sound a bitch makes when mocking someone. It is high pitched and feminine. When one makes this type of sound they are forever known as a little bitch.
Guy 1: Hey look it's "Trevor"!
Guy 2: Stop sounding like a Joey you pussy.
by Garre Storks January 12, 2018
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Joeyed

(verb). The act of leaving a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/spouse without a word or warning.

Background Information:

The term is inspired from a joey or a baby kangaroo who is born at a very immature stage. Immediately after birth, a joey uses it's already well-developed claws and forelimbs to climb to its mother's body and pouch. After several weeks, the joey becomes more active and spends less and less time in its mother's pouch and eventually leaves completely.

This also best describes a man/woman who needs the comfort of a partner in the early stage of a relationship but then grows tired of it after several weeks or months and then decides to spend less and less time with the partner and leave the partner completely and hops around again.
Ramsey: Are you still communicating with him?

Yummy: No, I'm afraid I got "joeyed."
by thelovelessguru August 31, 2009
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joey

short just short
joey is very short
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