An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.
by AAGP February 3, 2010
When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.
by JamersAllenJones September 22, 2009
by The fiddling fiend April 18, 2011
An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass
Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
by Chicoguy November 30, 2012
when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.
by SassyBoyoooo July 13, 2020
If one is able to repay their debts and reward favoures in kind, then one is said to be Good Like Gandalf.
1\
c'mon, it's just $10. you know I'm good for it...I'm good like Gandalf
2\
did you lend Jason your car?
Yea, I know he's good like Gandalf
3\
Thanks for the bale out man, I won't forget it
Don't worry, I know you're good like Gandalf
c'mon, it's just $10. you know I'm good for it...I'm good like Gandalf
2\
did you lend Jason your car?
Yea, I know he's good like Gandalf
3\
Thanks for the bale out man, I won't forget it
Don't worry, I know you're good like Gandalf
by Marcus Ditzel February 11, 2009
When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.
Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020