Desmond Ghost

In the World of Phasmophobia, there is no deadlier ghost, then the Desmond, they act like no other ghost and will literally twist your head around the moment you walk in the door if they don't like your face, known to bug Ouija boards and trigger hunts without breakage, easily offended by playful jokes and questions....also normal questions..... noises, people, light, any smell, cats, dogs, mongoose.... the list of things that does not offend the Desmond ghost is shorter.... leave a lighter, a fatty and a line and he will give you peace for 20 mins!! and remember Ghost Hunters...always Beware the Desmond!!
"My Team....all three of them...dead at the door...we had just arrived at 6 Tanglewood street but minutes before...it had to be a Desmond Ghost!! I better cleanse the area with some white lines and Jay for the Ghost so I can retrieve the bodies!!"
by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025
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Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.
by Gonzalo555777 January 02, 2022
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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 06, 2021
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Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
by charis September 15, 2013
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desmond clark

Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.
desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.
by iiDez June 29, 2017
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Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond
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Desmond Rivera

AKA “TrillDez”, Desmond Rivera is a well known rapper from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
I love Desmond Rivera!
by Mr.WorldofWords May 09, 2024
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