matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease

Yo desmond is mad cool

by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022

desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock

desmond is so hot and cool

by not_desmond May 26, 2023

Desmond

desmond is the type of guy to always have your back, he is very loyal, DELUSIONAL, and very good friend🔐🔐. Desmond does not play about his man again he is delusional and if he see you with his man he dont play that sh*t. His body is tea and he is real thick 😍😍😍 dont play. He also knows all the drama and ☕️☕️.

Damnn whos desmond he real thick 😍😍😍

dont mess with desmond he will beat cho ass 😂😂.

Is that desmond delusional over That boy again..!!

by thatbitch38928793 November 20, 2023

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.

Desmond tutu-ing

by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022