A Carl is somebody that doesn't give a SHIT about anything. No actually he will give SHIT to anybody. A Carl will take a shit in trash can at the Holiday Inn, then try to fling it around the room like a monkey. Carls enjoy letting friends watch him shit and take bets on places he will take a shit next. Carls are really dirty, they enjoy eating Doritos while they shit.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
by Carl's Dads Dad March 08, 2010
A guy who is really hot and seems really nice and cool, but really he is an annoying douche that no one wants to be bothered with.
by acmagr November 09, 2010
Some one who likes wearing fedoras. They tend to like the same gender. They act happy around their friends but are normally sad or depressed and often don't even know why.
Person 1: Wow Carls seems to always be happy around her girlfriend!
Person 2: Have you seen her when she's alone? She never smiles! Like she's a completely different person!
Person 2: Have you seen her when she's alone? She never smiles! Like she's a completely different person!
by Carlieannk August 18, 2016
"That is such a Carl move"
"Stop Doing the Carl"
"I'm not a Carl" (Dont be fooled by this as this is also a Carl thing to say)
"Stop Doing the Carl"
"I'm not a Carl" (Dont be fooled by this as this is also a Carl thing to say)
by Friend of a Carl June 14, 2018
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by Smiley smut face October 01, 2020