A Carl is somebody that doesn't give a SHIT about anything. No actually he will give SHIT to anybody. A Carl will take a shit in trash can at the Holiday Inn, then try to fling it around the room like a monkey. Carls enjoy letting friends watch him shit and take bets on places he will take a shit next. Carls are really dirty, they enjoy eating Doritos while they shit.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
A Carl will also sleep with anything that has a Vagina. Be it a human, or animal speicies.
by Carl's Dads Dad March 8, 2010
Get the Carlmug. A guy who is really hot and seems really nice and cool, but really he is an annoying douche that no one wants to be bothered with.
by acmagr November 10, 2010
Get the carlmug. Some one who likes wearing fedoras. They tend to like the same gender. They act happy around their friends but are normally sad or depressed and often don't even know why.
Person 1: Wow Carls seems to always be happy around her girlfriend!
Person 2: Have you seen her when she's alone? She never smiles! Like she's a completely different person!
Person 2: Have you seen her when she's alone? She never smiles! Like she's a completely different person!
by Carlieannk August 17, 2016
Get the Carlsmug. Caaaaaaarrrrllllll?...... Carl?
by i need help with math May 5, 2018
Get the Carlmug. by asdf66667878 August 22, 2021
Get the Carlmug. Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".
Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger!
Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!
Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!
by Ireadabookonce May 16, 2020
Get the Carlmug.