Bare Handed Surgery

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2019
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Rocket Surgery

A word dumbasses use, in confusion with rocket science and brain surgery, when trying to insult someone else for not being able to perform a brainless task.
"Explaining this to you is like trying to explain rocket surgery to a retard!" "It's rocket science, you idiot."

"It's not rocket surgery!" "Of course it isn't, because that doesn't exist, moron!"
by Stewartalart October 09, 2011
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Tommy Don Surgery

Surgical procedure done to restore major damage to the structure of the hand. Typically done when a persons' hand has been crushed beyond recognition. Tommy Don surgery is most likely done in emergency situations where the hand can no longer perform basic functions. i.e. open doors, wave, shake hands etc.

* Once a patient undergoes surgery, the hand is usually restored to 100% strength or more. Many times the patients' hand comes back stronger.
After he shook my hand; I needed to get Tommy Don surgery
by charliechap September 12, 2014
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weight loss surgery

Any of several surgical procedures designed to produce substantial weight reduction in obese patients refractory to conventional measures.
Current options for weight loss surgery include the following:

1. Gastric bypass, in which the esophagus is essentially connected directly to the small intestine. This reduces caloric intake at the expense of considerable potential adverse effects.
2.Gastric banding, also referrred to as bariatric surgery, compresses the stomach by means of an external mechanical device. Appetite and capacity are reduced resulting in gradual weight loss.
3.Above-knee amputation produces weight reduction in a biphasic pattern. The immediate post-operative drop is supplemented by a long-term increase in caloric expenditure derived from hopping.
by Pbaddy September 07, 2009
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sexual reassignment surgery

Sexual Reassignment Surgery or SRS is the surgical process (or processes) in which a transgender person's sexual characteristics (mainly the genitals) are altered to resemble the ones of their opposite sex (or the gender they identify with).

These surgical procedures can also be performed in intersex people.

This definition may be mistaken with Hormone Replacement Therapy , which is another type of procedure that meny transgender people go through.
Transgender: "I did't take a Sexual Reassignment Surgery as I'm not completely uncomfortable with my genitals..."
by Xx.Emo.Panda.xX May 14, 2017
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Blazer Eye Surgery

When the smoking of weed increases a persons eyesight
"Man my eyesights gotten so much better"
"yeah, it's cus of the blazer eye surgery"
by Kie Boon August 11, 2014
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