Used to describe something that is so lame that the describer himself must absorb an amount of lameness in order to provide an adequate description.
A - "So, the other day, I was surfing the internet and needed a soda. On the way to the fridge across the hall, I got tired and had to sit down."
B - "What? Seriously? It's, like, - "
A - "Five metres away, I know."
B - "Dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame."
A - "Mondo-lame? That's a stupid expression."
B (pouting) - "Agreed."
B - "What? Seriously? It's, like, - "
A - "Five metres away, I know."
B - "Dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame."
A - "Mondo-lame? That's a stupid expression."
B (pouting) - "Agreed."
by auriphiliac3 April 09, 2010
by AD February 24, 2005
An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!
Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.
by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021
by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom July 08, 2013
Does it need a definition
by Fucker in the pussy234 April 19, 2017