Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's impatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
by pm December 4, 2003
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by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011
Get the zipper meat mug.Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.
"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"
"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"
"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"
"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"
"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"
by Sovi big red September 29, 2013
Get the zipper chomp mug.An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
by DarkFinn March 3, 2018
Get the zipper goblin mug.Yet another term for female breasts. Most often used to describe larger breasts but can also be used to describe small pointy breasts.
by thing3 May 11, 2010
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Get the fun-zapper mug.An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.
"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
by Craig00 February 12, 2006
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