Zooport

A collective of Newport Skaters, now a term used by most people in the Newport alternative scene, originally coined by freestyle skateshop based on Zoo York.

"i wears a zooport t-shirt but i'm not from newport and i dont even skateboard" - the scatty twins.

by The Deem May 27, 2007

Zoophile

people who belonged on the titanic on April 15th 1912.

they do bad things to dogs , cats and other animals.

werido 1: hey i'm a zoophile.

normal person 1: GO AWAY.

by im gud at speling November 1, 2021

zoophile

Someone who is emotionally, and often sexually, attracted to a non-human animal. Some zoophiles go all the way and have sexual intercourse with an animal they're emotionally attached to, while others keep the human/non-human relationship to a mutual, non sexual one.

Jim loved his dog more than anything, and even considered her his soulmate; he was a zoophile.

by Albino Black May 31, 2006

zoophilism

The act oneself being addicted to engaging in sexual scenarios with animals from a zoo. typically lions, zebras, giraffes, gazelle, elephants, etc. Although zoophilism can be very pleasurable to an addict, it can also be dangerous. for animals do not like to be molested in their sleep.

hey I heard another man died from his zoophilism addiction.

damn lion fuckers..

by stoneybalonga April 30, 2014

zoopon

A coupon used to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having been used only twice in its entire existence.

Guy number 1: Dude. Let's be thrifty and get some sweet zoopons.

Guy number 2: I admire how your slang usage saved both a syllable of time and a fair amount of tongue fatigue.

by Douggie J. August 11, 2006

Zoophile

someone who is sexually attracted to animal

person 1: dude... i think im a zoophile...
person 2:thats not a sexuality I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN IN HELL

by Sunflowern February 7, 2022

Zoosex

The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.

1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!

by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009