1. that one bitchass motherfucker in every group chat
2. the amount of fucks i've given
3. this one hoe that gets rejected by everyone
4. the one hoe that gained no fucks
2. the amount of fucks i've given
3. this one hoe that gets rejected by everyone
4. the one hoe that gained no fucks
1. Fuck u Zero.
2. I give zero fucks to bitchass hoes
3.Person: I just reject Zero yesterday :) what about you Jessica?
Jessica:I rejected him in grade 7
Zero: boo hoo ;-;
2. I give zero fucks to bitchass hoes
3.Person: I just reject Zero yesterday :) what about you Jessica?
Jessica:I rejected him in grade 7
Zero: boo hoo ;-;
by The Shovel Exists July 09, 2016

telling others that you are a pro (usually in a game) because you didnt die even once (usually sarcasm)
by iZ3RO October 22, 2017

First Person: Hey look at this funny cat video
SecondP: OMG this cat is awesome
ThirdP: Is this meme zero?
FirstP: No, this is photoshopped in, meme zero is from a youtube video
SecondP: OMG this cat is awesome
ThirdP: Is this meme zero?
FirstP: No, this is photoshopped in, meme zero is from a youtube video
by name333 November 13, 2017

to not care about anything
by SilverMoxFox June 11, 2011

Usually when someone goes from being really calm or content, to just going crazy and yelling and screaming in anger because of a little incident or for no reason.
Me: I was hanging out with Brett earlier but then I left.
Friend: Why?
Me: He went from zero to sixty in like two seconds because I beat him in a video game!
Friend: Why?
Me: He went from zero to sixty in like two seconds because I beat him in a video game!
by scarsofyesterday May 31, 2009

Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"
by MathVideoGamesSoccerOLEINDIA July 30, 2019

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.
Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."
by Ramrunner December 16, 2015
