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Zeke

A whale. Someone who will steal all of your food while at lunch.
Zeke ate a lot at lunch.
by Psieg27 April 22, 2022
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A person who is seemingly mysterious and unhinged, said to commit arson and war crimes also has S tier music taste and a big fat wiggly dick
Hey is that Zeke? I heard he be suckin clits clean off girls bodies
by Cocknballtorture69 May 1, 2022
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Zeke is an amazing boyfriend ever he will make you laugh when you feel down and he will always make your day and he will stand by your side when ever you need him he is amazing boyfriend I love you him so much he is the sexiest man I’ve been with I love you his eyes and his smile he’s just like my best friend but me and him are dating and I love him so much.
Zeke is to nice he will always stick up for you im so lucky to have him I wish I was with him all the time.
by Amiahisgood February 23, 2023
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A Titan shifter that can turn into a large monkey
Levi:I'm gonna kill you Zeke you monke
by Pizza Huttie March 29, 2023
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Zeke is a hotty that I would nut in everytime he speaks to me. Everyday when i walk up to him i have the urge to pull down my pants and shoot my sperm in his mouth anytime 🍆🍑💦
Zeke should eat my cum
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Made and Inspired by Attack on Titan, a Zeke is someone who dislikes their own race and often throws bad remarks against their own kin. It can be loosely defined as someone who have attested to never date their own kind. More so if their family have shoved their beliefs on Zeke to date their own which makes Zeke do the opposite.
P1: hey I heard this person said they’ll never date someone their own kind.
P2: yeah, what a zeke!
by Quasimodo_22 August 6, 2023
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A trans man usually over 30 with a massive penis shaped like a kfc drumstick but with tiny balls, and has a receding hairline. Loves to spread the secret sauce.
Omg did you see zeke today? He’s finger lickin good!
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
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