Zack: A piece of shit.
by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014
Get the Zackmug. 1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.
Zack's Common vocabulary:
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
by ilove2mumble November 7, 2008
Get the Zackmug. Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.
Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
by #imalwaysright November 2, 2011
Get the Zackmug. Zack is a guy with brown quiffed hair, and bluish eyes. he is the size of a giant with a small willy. he has a floppy belly and is shit in bed
by Zacks amazing girl- friend August 25, 2013
Get the Zackmug. The name of the kid in toy advertisements from the 1990s. Usually featured wearing oakley sunglasses for kids, baggy, layered clothing, and some kind of hair gel in his freshly L'oreal kids laundered hair. Zack spends his day playing with his beyblades and legos, enjoying pizza bagels and Flavor-Blasted goldfish paired with a cocktail of kool-aid, capri-sun, and sunny-D.
Person 1: Hey, do you remember when lego's mascot was just a child that liked purchasing lego products?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Zack? I heard he died of nostalgia a couple years back.
Person 1: I guess that's what happens when you peak at 10 years old.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Zack? I heard he died of nostalgia a couple years back.
Person 1: I guess that's what happens when you peak at 10 years old.
by ouid January 13, 2019
Get the Zackmug. Zack is one of your weirdest but funniest friends. He may come off as a bit of a wimp and that, for the most part, is true but he has a heart of a tiger and will never give up unless he has to. He usually has a hot sister(says, his friends). He has a very perverted mind that's is a bit mature for his age. He is gay and he doesn't care what you think because he's proud of himself. He is super horny and loves to get down with guys. He thinks he is smart but is usually dumb as a rock. He usually changes his grade because they are that bad. His parents don't care about him.
All in all a good guy who can be a dickhead
All in all a good guy who can be a dickhead
Chick: Is that wimp over there a zack? He's really cute.
Boy: Yeah he's gay but don't give up on having him.
Boy: Yeah he's gay but don't give up on having him.
by thatgoodguys June 11, 2020
Get the Zackmug. 