calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

National show your tits day

On December 7th you have to show your tits to everyone.

You get to see da boobies, because of national show your tits day.

by TheUltimateDifiner December 7, 2020

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies

Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

by ItzJohnDoe November 24, 2020

National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.

by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021

laughing your tits off

To laugh extremely hard, or to laugh so much.

“James has the funniest jokes! It’ll have you laughing your tits off!”

by AwesomeGuy898 July 14, 2025

Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020