Doin your mom by Fatty Spins 

doin your mom is a very epic cool song made by ray william johnson (our god)

Ray William Johnson: doin your mom by fatty spins is the best video ever made
Person 1: yes.

Doin your mom by Fatty Spins by Doctor Coomer September 29, 2020

Your mom is a shelf 

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020

your mom on a stick 

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....

me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!

your mom on a stick by joe/ jake wismann January 29, 2008

I could smell your mom before i saw her! 

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

I could smell your mom before i saw her! by dracora365 April 14, 2009

shut your mom 

shut your mom

shut your mom! shut your entire mom! your entire mom is shut! omg you're dogwater! your wiener is built like a tic tac!!

shut your mom by enderm4n January 25, 2021

shock your mom 

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

shock your mom by dipsetty January 25, 2009

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom

A word, phrase or thought that is likely to embarrass, fluster or even cause a mother to cry

Ed: I want to post to Twitter, but your mom follows me and this comment is definitely NSFYM.

Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?

Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom by anythingoncemaybetwice February 28, 2012