yolk it

to steal something

"I didn't have time to ask if I could take it, so I straight yolked it"

"I don't have money to pay for it"
"Just yolk it!"

by refelos December 17, 2009

the yolking

to dunk on someones face

the yolking, o my goodnes!!!

by PA DIZZLES August 20, 2006

rotten egg yolks

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2013

Whippin his yolks

Jerking off for hours at a time

"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"

"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"

by Rainbow chip clip September 12, 2015

Yolked

The state of being very buff and muscular. Basically another word for gains, but better. Originated in Central New Jersey in a town named Freehold.

“yo bro you tryna get yolked at the gym later today?”

“yeah I’m down, I been needing to get in a yolk sesh today”

by bigyolk November 10, 2018

Yolked

To get stabbed

We yolked a nigga and took some money from him

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2018

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018