xyloid

This word means the bassist for take action. he was searching the internet one day and he saw the name and it was sweet.

Dude, Xyloid is a kickin' rad name!

by Tony Oriza March 29, 2005

Xylophone

Grab your dick and play the Xylophone on her ribs.

You: Let me see your ribs
Girl: Kay one sec
You: Imma give you a Xylophone
Girl: Okay
You: "Whack her ribs with your dick"

by Joe Joe BoB June 5, 2009

xylines

Musical instrument played at xylines camp.

Damn Mike was so good on the xylines I gave him ToastChee crackers and lemonade for lunch!

by Tha Mike Pilot August 5, 2011

Xylofang

An irreparable tear in space and time. Generally only understandable after drinking large quantities of alcohol. Mysterious and beautiful. Deadly.

One day I woke up and slipped, then fell into a xylofang. I never returned.

by PullingTheTriggerAgain October 7, 2013

Xylophoning

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.

Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.

by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 21, 2018

Xylophone

The xylophone is a sexual act in which a female braces herself in the table (or crab) posistion, and her male partner repeatedly strikes her naked body with his erect phallus. It is customary, but not necesary, for the female to replicate xylophone sounds with her mouth or anus in accordance with the location of the phallic strikes.

If two men do this at the same time to one woman, it is known as a duet.

Also, instead of being in the crab posistion, the parter on the receiving end of the strikes could just lay on the edge of a bed or table.

I went and divorced my wife after I found out she got the xylophone from Fransico Elson.

by jaypeddie December 26, 2007

Xylander

1. Greek name meaning Forest Man
2. A person who is very horny, bisexual and sarcastic.
3. Easily drunk on alcohol.

That guy is a real Xylander.

or

That girl at the bar reminds me of Xylander.

by Dani colephin July 29, 2009