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Xiao

The most perfect being in the world, he’s the most beautiful creature ever created.
“Have you seen Xiao lately?”

“Xiao, you there?”
by yuaaaaa February 6, 2023
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Xiao

Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?

Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...

Person A: Now you have. What do you think?

Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.

Person A: Exactly.
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
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xiao nation

people who simp for xiao (from genshin impact)
friend: omg xiao is so hot i love him!!
me: idk what you see in him tbh
friend: i'm officially in xiao nation
by scaramouche is my wife November 1, 2023
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Xiao Jie 小姐

Euphemistic word for prostitute or street girl in Mainland China
(Caution!)
Example
Stranger1 (Gentleman): Xiao Jie 小姐 , May i know what time is it now? ( Approaching a random girl on the street on broad daylight)
Stranger2 (Lady) : *ignore stranger1 and get offended*

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TIP: Avoid using Xiao Jie in China and Hong Kong & Taiwan when addressing a lady.
by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023
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Lu Xiao

by Kulai December 9, 2023
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xiao

omg!1111 xiaoy wowy is so hotty wotyb11!1 nyaa!11
by goofyxioadickriderhornybitchzh December 8, 2022
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xiao

pretty anemo boy that happens to be an almond tofu enthusiast

he’s very submissive and breedable ngh
“yo xiao’s kinda hot
“right?? he’s so skrunkly”
double tap if you would skrunkly the when”
by kokomishousewife December 25, 2022
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