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You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.
Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."
by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010
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you got the wrong one

You got the wrong one.

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with
Ex: You will do what I say

Bitch, you got the wrong one!! Nobody tells me what to do. DEUCES
by Huggybear6789 March 20, 2017
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...Not that there's anything wrong with that...

An expression used when denying homosexuality but remaining politically correct and without bigotry or homophobia. Usually said after such exclamations as "I'm not gay," etc.

HISTORY: Popularized by the TV show "Seinfeld" (NBC, 1989-1998, currently in reruns). In Season 4, Episode 17, titled "The Outing," the characters Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander), are mistaken to be a gay couple by a reporter. When they deny their homosexuality, they follow it with "Not that there's anything wrong with that" no matter how desperate they are to clear their names of the for some reason bad publicity homosexuality brings celebrities.
"People think just because I use hand lotion and hair gel that I'm gay, but really, I'm not...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
by BrainwashedJerseyGuy January 4, 2008
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Wrong side of the tracks

n. the poor, seedy, low-rent part of a town or city, especially characterized by crime, drugs, minority/immigrant populations, and poverty.
c.f. dog town, projects, ghetto, hood rat, reservoir dog
by wayfarer May 5, 2005
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wrongcept

(n) A concept that is fundamentally flawed or just plain wrong.

A wrongcept is similar to a misconception but includes all concepts or beliefs that are incorrect or fundamentally flawed, not just those flawed because of faulty understanding. For instance many people belief things that are based on urban myths, and do so because they have incomplete or inaccurate information passed on others who failed to check their references.
Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano created concept art of liquor bottles in the style of baby bottles. Juxtaposing babies and liquor is a wrongcept.

Many people believe that a vomitorium was a room used by Romans for purging food during meals. It is actually the entranceway through which crowds entered and exited a stadium. The concept of Romans having a room to vomit in during meals is just plain wrong and not based on any sound information, it is a wrongcept.

Recent design concepts for mobile devices include translucent displays, completely ignoring the fact that between reflections and back-lighting they will render most information they display invisible. This concept makes no sense at all to anyone who has used a mobile device, it is patently flawed and a wrongcept.
by Moschops September 1, 2013
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wrong side of the bed

when someone is in a bad mood
"Well looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed"
by manning04 December 15, 2016
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Wonfet

"Hey man imma go wonfet I'll catch ya later"

"Bro I just wonfeted and now I don't feel to good"
by Hot diggity penis May 20, 2019
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