A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.

guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way

by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025

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Wrestling

Where people like men have sexual rubbing of the penis in tight suits to get good feel. Wrestling can also mean to be gay and have a very tiny cock to get sexual pleasure

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by Colinhasatinycockandatick January 8, 2026

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wrestling snakes

An act of a male fondling another males private parts while the same is being done to him.

I accidentally walked in on my friends Jake and Braden while they were wrestling snakes. I couldn't look at either of them the same ever again.

by Jblanchard January 14, 2017

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Wrestling Crocodiles

The feeling of restlessness & constant fidgeting when trying to get to sleep after a heavy night of partying on Class A drugs. Namely Ecstasy

Those pills were good weren't they" "Yeah defo, I was Wrestling Crocodiles all night

by birko23 March 9, 2011

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