hymen wiper

cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper

" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "

by aanniigg November 12, 2011

40 wiper

A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.

I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Wiper Rash

1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.

That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!

by Mikethego2guy September 12, 2023

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

Windshield Wiper

A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.

Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!

Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.

by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 13, 2010

Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010

forward wiper

1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl

2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason

Jaznisha, why do you keep trying to hook all my friends? You're such a forward wiper!

by Unhookable January 17, 2009