Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

by Independence76 October 27, 2009

rolling down the windows

The art of waving one's hands around in circles while gettin air in a sport like skateboarding or snowboarding.

Dude, you need to do some grabs when you're in the air...quit rolling down the windows!

by snowbody's business March 9, 2008

window blankets

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

Ollie out the window day!

You ever wanted to push ollie out the window? Well todays the day… October 3rd!

It comes around yearly 🎉

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

…It’s throw ollie out the window day!

by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021

windows vista

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.

1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"

by _K. April 10, 2008

Windows movie maker

Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.

Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.

by DannyMcfuck September 5, 2005

Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

by The Little Carrot Who Could May 17, 2016