Bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level. Winning simultaneously in two places.

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by IslandMunch08 March 18, 2011

bi-winning

1. (adjective) The opposite of bi-polar.
2. (verb) To win here, and win there.

Interviewer: Some people are saying you're bipolar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what, what's the cure, medicine, to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?

by adonisDNA March 16, 2011

Bi-Winning

The ability to win "here" and win "there". No to be confused with bi-polar.

Dude #1: Man, did you know Charlie Sheen bangs 7 gram rocks, guy must have tigerblood or something

Dude #2: Dude its how he rolls, he's bi-winning

by TheFARGler March 17, 2011

Winning the Breakup

There are a few things you can do to accomplish this goal- first and foremost though, you need to bang a new girl(s). DO NOT, however, get a new girlfriend. This only exudes desperation and is a sure fire way to lose the breakup, miserably. Your Ex will think even less of you than when they broke up with you (another tip to win the breakup- initiate the breakup).
And if you do get a new girlfriend quick, make sure that they are at least better looking than your Ex, so your Ex isn't glad to see you stoop to new lows.

Bro 1: Dude she got right into another relationship. And with that guy? Damn, desperado much?
Bro 2 (initiator of breakup): Yeah, what a joke. She says she's winning the breakup. I call yet another victory in this breakup.
Bro 1: Yeah. That's just sad. You've definitely won the breakup.

by Bro2(initiator of the breakup) June 15, 2012

:winning:

One who is winning, like Charlie Sheen.

Troll: lol u fail :winning:

User: nooo

by Ketsu1854 January 10, 2012

winning by association

One who doesn't win "X", indirectly wins "X" simply by association to your winning of "X".

Husband: "I just won 1000 dollars!"
Wife: "Sweet! A round of drinks for the bar on me!"
*Wife and bar are winning by association. 'Nuff said.*

by DJ Mad Mike and Tom @ Gators March 13, 2014

bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.

He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning

by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011