Shimbly Wingbarker

An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.

Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...

by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

winged whale

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

by treeofshit January 12, 2011

Red Wing Commander

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.

Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.

by The_Reverend July 21, 2006

Windy City Shitter

Blowjob in a porta-potty

At the Bears game, I got a Windy City Shitter from this drunk chick during tailgating.

by oifredleg March 5, 2011

Windy City Whistle

The act of blowing air into another person’s asshole

Hey baby, flip over and let me give you a Windy City Whistle

by Pharr February 23, 2019

wiangy

a person of the opposite gender that you have attraction to

Salam: How many wiangys do you have
Riaz: what does that mean

by Bobby Jones847230 May 20, 2022

Broad Wing

When a person's body is completely normal looking until you look at the mid section and there is big globs of fat sticking out on each side that give the person giant love handles that are just "There" for no apparent reason.

PERSON #1: That woman looks like an egg!

PERSON #2: Blah! eww! She has one of the worst cases of Broad Wing I've ever seen!

by SephiuM January 13, 2010