when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
by avivo March 31, 2006
When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.
by kangkai da king December 06, 2019
The Best movie ever, made a long time ago and full of fun and fantasy. Has a bunch of cool songs, and candy, you just can't beat it's greatness
by Casey Phil June 24, 2005
A Willy Wonka Colla Poppa is the moment when you're finishing in a girls face, and you take a shit on their neck.
Then choking them until they clean your anus, with their tongue.
it's either they do it, or DIE.
Then choking them until they clean your anus, with their tongue.
it's either they do it, or DIE.
by anusinfestedchocolate April 06, 2010
Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
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