Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021
Get the Ean Pattersonmug. Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.
by PassiveMonkeyGuy November 3, 2021
Get the Geoffery Pattersonmug. by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021
Get the Quarter-Dome Pattersonmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outsidemug. when someone from the suburbs of northern jersey goes to patterson nj and screams n***ger at the residents whilst trying to escape the angry black men
by Duckiedo January 21, 2024
Get the Patterson Challengemug. Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.
Charlie: Hey look over there!
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020
Get the Brooke Patterson-Kerrmug. That nigga he pull all the bitches he fine asl and loyal, clingy, funny, and not short and he have a loving girlfriend name nalee👍🏾
by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023
Get the Benny Pattersonmug.