by lilianna22231 February 07, 2022
by lilianna22231 February 07, 2022
by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022
He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 09, 2021
The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
by ayup ayup June 01, 2022
A noun used to label people who say anything you could call "gross". Should only be used when he/she makes a very gross statement or action.
1: "Hey ima jack your mother off cuz she has a penis"
2: "What the heck, man!? you're the gross meister!"
2: "What the heck, man!? you're the gross meister!"
by pokemaniac64 March 05, 2010