A Female pirate who drinks alcohol day and night and thus pisses her self and refuses to acknowledge that she pissed her self , smells of piss and refuses to change her cloths
by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019
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1That piss wench is at it again in her nasty piss smelling carharts that piss wench is not our pirate. 2 that piss wench is drunk and delushional and thinking that she is the captain. When all she is a. A pathethetic piss wench
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a woman, usually (but not necessarily) attractive and with a multitude of potential suitors, that has relationships that averagely last for no longer than a period of seven days. These women are quite treacherous and hard to spot, but if you do manage to detect a One Week Wendy it is highly advised the you steer clear of them. Only masters of female manipulation or those looking for relationships with little emotional investment should seek to court these vile creatures.
Person A: Oh man I'm pumped to go out with that girl i met at the bar last week! She's so hot and smart and we like all the same things!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
by mauthwau5h September 30, 2011
Get the One Week Wendy mug.Wendy is a very special human being. She is the most caring woman you will ever meet and can nuture like no other. She makes an amazing mother and will raise the most beautiful successful children no matter what the struggles may be. She is close with mother nagure and the earth so this is where she gets her caring nature from. She is stubborn and does not let her emotions show but on the inside she is soft and sweet. She often attracts people who are damaged because she can help guide them, but she has trouble letting go when things get toxic because she has a bleeding heart. She often thinks others think she is weird but little does she understand that others do not have the deep creative mind that she does so they may not catch on as quickly. If you have a wendy in your life treat her like a Queen. Shes been hurt so many times and all she needs and deserves is the love she gives to others. If u are a Wendy ready this, breath... everything is going to end up ok I promise.
She is more special than the sun in the morning and rarer than water in the desert so love her and be loyal or you may loose a one in a million person. A creative, gorgeous, loving, one of a kind weirdo who will love you to the moon and back if you treat her right.
She is more special than the sun in the morning and rarer than water in the desert so love her and be loyal or you may loose a one in a million person. A creative, gorgeous, loving, one of a kind weirdo who will love you to the moon and back if you treat her right.
Wendy is amazing
by Dimes_from_heaven39 June 20, 2021
Get the Wendy mug.(noun; adj)Girls in your neighborhood that have more money than you and think they're better than everybody else. They are almost always white. They all look alike, including Blonde or light brown hair (including blonde highlights). They're extremely white yet they're this horrific fake-bake color in between a tangerine and wheat bread. Also, they walk around in packs, and often go shopping in packs. They always have boyfriends, and when they don't have boyfriends they're life is meaningless. They get by life by pouting their lips, pushing up their boobs, and twirling their blonde hair. They are Brooklyn's equivlent to a Valley Girl. They also love getting drunk and taking pictures of their drunken state and photos of them making out with other Ditzy Wendys. They almost always have a Myspace account.
by marykateolsen February 10, 2006
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Get the Wenching mug.A being, either male or female, that is at the beck and call of all other members of a flat/house/squalid abode. A House Wench cannot answer back, refuse requests for high quality food or drink and must be willing to clean the aforementioned flat/house/squalid abode at a moment's notice.
A House Wench has usually been awarded this position for previous wenchiness behaviour; examples may include multiple refusals to attend social gatherings, persistent lateness and showing suspect Youtube videos to a mass audience. Once given the position of House Wench, the being must accept his role graciously.
There is only one way to be granted leave from the position of House Wench - the being must find another being that he/she feels demonstrates wench-like behaviour of such a high degree that the original House Wench is no longer required.
A House Wench has usually been awarded this position for previous wenchiness behaviour; examples may include multiple refusals to attend social gatherings, persistent lateness and showing suspect Youtube videos to a mass audience. Once given the position of House Wench, the being must accept his role graciously.
There is only one way to be granted leave from the position of House Wench - the being must find another being that he/she feels demonstrates wench-like behaviour of such a high degree that the original House Wench is no longer required.
"Fabio, fetch me a Italian Sausage, Spinach, and Ricotta Cannelloni. No complaints about cleaning the house - you are the House Wench after all"
by Housewench123 May 18, 2014
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