It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
Get the Kink Wellingtonmug. An upcoming artist from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique sound
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
Get the Wellington lembalembamug. God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
Get the A Beef Wellingtonmug. It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
Get the Kink Wellingtonmug. A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
Get the pork wellingtonmug. It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
Get the Kink Wellingtonmug. “I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”
“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
Get the Meef Wellingtonmug.