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Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
by HungryHippo April 24, 2015
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Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching
by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016
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by Young chode April 3, 2017
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