Biscuit Weaver

A person who will travel at any length for a good biscuit; one who searches for biscuits at any cost, namely weaving through traffic (vehicular or pedestrian) without regard for their own or others safety
I told my friends I was taking the trip to see my parents but this drive South is for my inner biscuit weaver

Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.
by biscuitweaverpro July 07, 2021
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To Pull a Weaver

the act of throwing up in a small space or room (i.e. a taxi). Then rubbing the sick into ones face, hair becomes mangled in a weave formation due to chunks of food and debris which lined person stomach.
person one- WTF is rob doing, he's spewing and rubbing it into his face

person two- relax, someone told him to pull a weaver

Rob- Waahhaaayyy, look at my beautiful vomit entangled hair

person one- Thats disgusting
by Shaggy-Quinton September 11, 2010
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Tom Weaver

Also known as sucky sucky Tom Weaver will use his fatness to threaten other
Person 1 -Hey who’s that bloke who trying to impress you always

Person 2- oh yeh Tom Weaver
by African prince for Nigeria September 03, 2019
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woman weaver

A man who bounces from woman to woman in a short amount of time.
Girl, he such a woman weaver, he was just with three girls last week, and screwed them over.
by corbre February 10, 2018
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Weaver Run

doing something incredibly ridiculous on the off chance that something incredibly unlikely will occur
I'm doing a Weaver Run. I'm going to take a dump before I go to bed. You know, just in case.
by M Smoov January 11, 2011
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wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)
Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
by creator of words March 08, 2008
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Ella Weaver

a girl who knows go vantwerp middle school and gets all the boys
the hottest girl to ever exist
Ella Weaver is the best person
by Googles source team May 10, 2021
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