Wasteman

When you are part of a group project and suddenly take a trip to Switzerland without telling anyone, THEN you become a waste of space.

When is DonkeyKong arriving?
*nobody knows*
*calls DonkeyKong*
"Where are you?"
"I'm in Switzerland."
"Why the FUCK didn’t you tell us? We need your stupid work done!"
Damn, DonkeyKong is a complete wasteman.

by Mr.fatNeek February 22, 2025

Wasteman

Commonly used in Jamaican creole (Patios) to refer to someone as worthless, useless or provide no significant value or contribution to others around them.

"Yuh come like wasteman enuh"

by Skippaoncesaid... March 3, 2025

Wasteman

American guy named Solomon. Sol for short.

Solomon is a wasteman.

by Ssshhhdjdjnrbrjrokgmgm September 18, 2025

Wasteman

Someone who wastes your time and is a desperate pussy like this American guy called Solomon, Goes by Sol.

Sol is a wasteman, rawr XD

by Whvs sjsbj September 20, 2025

Wasteman Official

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed

"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

Wasteman Deev

An extension of the more common 'Wasteman' used as an insult or in a joking manner between friends.

It can also be used to describe someone who has just done something stupid or pointless.

Person 1 - "I just heard Dave broke his arm trying to skateboard"

Person 2 - "Ha! What a wasteman deev."

by Ultimate Gangster May 25, 2011

Wasteman-Bitch

A woman/girl who is a waste of time because she is a bitch. Often paired with:

- Time Waster
- Whore
- Cheat

"Have you seen that girl over there? I've heard she's really cool!"

"Don't bother; she's a wasteman-bitch!"

by GnawseusZeek October 26, 2011