Westfield Geelong

A 'modern' shopping centre in Geelong, 1 hr south of Melbourne. It may seem like a modern shopping centre, but in reality its just filled with vape-toting eshays who have nothing better to do in their spare time but hang out there for no good reason. I actually have to make a whole ahh pilgrimage to Highpoint in Melbourne just for a mediocre shopping experience.

Person 1: 'Wanna go to Westfield Geelong?'
Person 2: 'Eww no, i aint inhaling expired vapes today'
Person 1: 'K. Lets just go to Highpoint.'
Person 2: 'yass'

by iDontTrustYou March 7, 2024

Wakefield Wogs

The average person you see in the town wakefield. Regions Change names . Eastmoor -paki Petes . Crofton -Jiggaboo Johans. Lupset - Nigger Nigels.

I got threatened by some Wakefield Wogs today.

by TheRatcliffe September 12, 2025

sam westerfield

A big boy with a big ol dick

Oh yes that sam Westerfield boy has a big ol dick for sure on my momma

by Ballsmaster2006 December 5, 2021

Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet

OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready

by Pheobe Bruidgs August 16, 2023

lucas wakefield

he is large, quite large, he is also getting cracked tonight

lucas wakefield, put that burger down

'i like kissing french style'

by i may be a nigger with fent August 7, 2025

Goatman of Wakefield

The goat man of Wakefield is a man with a goats head and a goats left testicle in place of a regular man’s allowing for the production of goat babies when it impregnates its male victims bums. He likes eggnog and cocaine and will never shy away from licking your inner most toe nail on the left hand side

He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA

BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!

Oh look its the goatman of Wakefield

by Sir knowledgeable of smarting October 27, 2024