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gay waiter

In poker, a slang term for holding a queen and a three of any suit.
I got dealt a gay waiter in that game of Texas Hold 'Em we played last night.
by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004
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hello waiter

waiter reffering to a cool, hip and happening person. It is used in everyday conversation, and it multi using as it can be used in a restaurant
by HotStuffDanby November 10, 2009
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Waiter

An individual belonging to an old money family who chooses to spend their time idly a
while accomplishing very little. These people may or may not live comfortably, with or without support from their family, while they ‘wait’ for their older, wealthier relatives to die.
Has Carter done anything since graduation?

Not really, he tells his family that he’s a playwright, but he’s a waiter — his grandmother is 96
by KinleyTyne February 9, 2021
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jew waiter

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
by biblical scholar July 11, 2010
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Waiter Reparations

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.
“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers
by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006
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spanish waiter

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.
"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."
by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008
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the waiter

a sex position where u are fucking one woman while fingering the two women either side of the one in the middle, the arms pointing out is where the waiter comes from
person1: hey i just made up a new sex position called the waiter
person2: wot is is
person1: (whispers it to him)
person2: sweet i have 3 girls comin over my house i'll try it!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
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