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Morning Walk of Shame

When you woke up last at a sleep over and have to walk past everyone with messed up hair.
-Hah! Michael has to do the morning walk of shame!
--Shut up, David! My hair is beautiful!

the walk of no shame 

Like the walk of shame only without the sex.
walking home from last night party after crashing there.
Dude: i walked the walk of no shame after last night halloween party
Dude 2: Thats better than the walk of shame
the walk of no shame by pizzaismykink September 10, 2017

Walk of Even More Shame

Walking home wearing the same clothes from the night before after getting hammered, going home with someone and then failing to hook up due to a drunken inability to perform. Possible causes include passing out while hooking up, inability to maintain an erection or getting sick all over your partner.
Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?

No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.

The Walk of mother's shame 

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.