Widdles

see also Forge Whore.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

turkey waddle

Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.

I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

twat waddle

a dirty girl's long and stretched out cunt curtains

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.

by turd lunch July 10, 2005

Waddle of Shame

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet

Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

waddlepodding

The way a person walks when he or she is 9 months pregnant and just scourged themselves with taco bell.

wow look at the woman and how she is waddlepodding.

by kyle nathan boudreau April 7, 2015

waddleknock

To hit someone with a dick so hard on the forehead that they are sexually attracted to inanimate objects and have alzheimer's.

My friend was waddleknocked two days ago and has since been grinding sexually on ovens and sink handles.

by masterwaddleknocker December 15, 2014

waddletop

waddle off of a roof

Don't waddletop

by Dab of ranch February 12, 2017