writer's blog

a blogger who can't think of anything to say.

Two days and no posts. You've got writer's blog, dude.

by laslowe February 26, 2008

writers bolocock

when a sexual content writer gets stuck on how to describe a characters penis and/or genitals

Damn it. I don’t know if Jeremy’s penis would be 6 or 7 inches. I’m having writers bolocock.

by Qt tip February 14, 2019

Writers Orgasm

When a writer uses an uncommonly known or used phrase or punctuation, that gives them a rush of dopamine from feeling smarter than the general public

I used a semicolon, in my last essay and oooh that gave me a Writers Orgasm

by Nobodyrllycareslol February 23, 2021

writers residence

An apartment that has become abandoned due to a new relationship between two people. Often occurs when a male meets a female with a bigger or better home/apartment and starts to live in it to save money and feel some sort of achievement or personal growth.

Hey, is Eric still living here?
No, this is his writers residence while he is taking advantage of his relationship with a slightly wealthier female.

by heythatsnotnicemister July 13, 2023

writers magic

The phrase used to describe how writers make such awesome stories on the fly.

Sadie used writers magic to create her future best seller

by Sainty the author November 13, 2017

Writer's Sphere

A common affliction among writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one starts to write out an idea, but is unsure of how to precede with the story. Then the writer becomes interested in another idea and starts that one. The process is then repeated over and over until the writer goes back to the original story to finish it, only to find themselves in the same predicament as before.

Common among new writers. The affliction is normally cured after a story, regardless of which one, is completely finished.

Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Writer: "I'm still stuck with writer's sphere, man.I can't seem to get out of this never ending cycle."

Friend: "Again? What is this, your fifth story?

Writer: "Twenty-seventh..."

by nicht reinblütigen June 29, 2014

Writer's Sydrome

A writer who doesn't care about fame or fortune as long as someone reads their story and enjoys it. As long as their story got attention enough to put a smile on somebody's face is enough for them to continue to write.

That guy in our class spends his time and writes all those fan fictions has severe writer's sydrome. He can't stop writing cause his fans love his stories.

by Closet Possum July 19, 2017