Wrestling

little gay boys rolling around balls to balls on a rubber mat in order to determine who’s penis is larger even though they can already see it through those goofy little uniforms
essentially an excuse to dry hump men in the name of athletics

“Look that guy is on the wrestling team… he’s probably never seen a boob in his whole life…”

by Wrestling Hater May 16, 2022

wrestling

wrestling

wrestling:wrestling

by wrestling;;;; July 23, 2022

Wrestling

Something my step brother and step sister do all the time!

I keep hearing my gay neighbors wrestling in the backyard, I should probaly join in

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 9, 2023

wrestling

A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.

guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way

by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025

Wrestling

Where people like men have sexual rubbing of the penis in tight suits to get good feel. Wrestling can also mean to be gay and have a very tiny cock to get sexual pleasure

Wrestling

by Colinhasatinycockandatick January 8, 2026

wrestling snakes

An act of a male fondling another males private parts while the same is being done to him.

I accidentally walked in on my friends Jake and Braden while they were wrestling snakes. I couldn't look at either of them the same ever again.

by Jblanchard January 14, 2017

Wrestling Crocodiles

The feeling of restlessness & constant fidgeting when trying to get to sleep after a heavy night of partying on Class A drugs. Namely Ecstasy

Those pills were good weren't they" "Yeah defo, I was Wrestling Crocodiles all night

by birko23 March 9, 2011