Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

Wombled

To do something so well others have a hard time believing it. Generally this word is used to describe something awesome and extraordinary.

Man, Tony Hawk wombled that landing!
Did you see the game last night? The QB really wombled it up

by Sockrehetees April 26, 2025

Womble

1. (Noun) A tiny fictional animal from a British '70s show.
2.(Verb) To wander calmly and casually

"Wanna go for a womble?"
"I've got dibs on the skin, I'll make myself some lovely womble slippers,"

by Hairy_Putin November 20, 2016

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.

ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!

Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."

by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019

Womble

A cult started by two people where the womble is the Christ when you have achieved womble you shall be given a deflated balloon known as a wombledon. When a time machine is invented you must travel 30,000 years forward in time and then wombus will be a great religion.

“Womble it’s jason Bourne”

by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019