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Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.
My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.
by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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