The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010
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Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
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After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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by Elizabeth Hobson October 27, 2020
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After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
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