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cat waxing

verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that "had" to be done. Usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household chores or (highly tangential) background research. The term mocks the behavior of scraping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.
I've mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. I guess it's time to... wait! I think the cat needs to be waxed! Yes! Cat waxing!
by awibs January 11, 2010
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Juice-waxing

When a women sits on a man's chest and move her hips back and forth imitating a titjob, but its actually a girl.
Girl: Hey, let me juice-wax you.
Boy: Ok, sure
Boy: What is juice-waxing?
Girl: You'll find out ;)
Boy: owo
by Kekneko August 23, 2018
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Turtle Waxing

To feel a girls chest, outside of the shirt, replicating the motion of hand washing or waxing a car.
I saw my friend and his girl at the movies last night, and he was totally turtle waxing.
by Chimpski November 3, 2009
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wooden window waxing

The act of having sex with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. After a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to shit profusely against the window's glass. The man then moves on to the "waxing" which consists of rubbing the poo all around the glass in a circular motion with the woman's ass. The ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice "wooden wax" shine to it.
Jeremy: "Hey Alex, let's go wooden window waxing at the local Stop and Shop!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"
by Icecreaman December 11, 2008
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Maxi Waxing

When you put a maxipad in your pants upside-down and the sticky side basically gives you a "waxing" usually done accidentally when really tired in the morning, but done purposely on occasion as a way of female manscaping
sometimes, done by a guy as a dare, because of the pain caused, something the cast of jackass the movie will probably figure out soon enough.
Truth or dare?
"dare"
Ok, time for you to go Maxi Waxing!
"i hate you."

*ouch!*
what?
nothing, i just maxi waxed...
by Titagula August 21, 2010
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Double Dutch Waxing

Similar to the double dutch rudder however, instead of masturbating the two guys are waxing their chests. Each man has the waxing strips on his chest and they pull the strips off each other at the same time.
Man #1: Dude I want to go to the beach but I've got too much hair on my chest.

Man #2: Same here man but I feel like I would never want to wax it or shave it myself.

Man #1: We could always do some double dutch waxing.

Man #2: Really man, you'd do that for me?
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 18, 2009
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Hot waxing

Hot Waxing is when you masturbate and then ejaculate over an unsuspecting victim while their sleeping or passed out... Covering them in semen so when it's dried they have to peel it off...
Dude, Whaddilia was drunk and passed out so I gave her a good "Hot waxing" and she didn't even wake up!!!
by Hawaiian born September 5, 2010
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