Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

The Wandering Polar Bear

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.

She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

by Polar Bear Hunter July 10, 2010

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale

A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.

Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.

by Professorjpj January 30, 2022

Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome

The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.

She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.

by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014

Joshua Wanders

Joshdub’s first and last name.

..but where did he go?

Person 1: Yo, Do you know where Joshua Wanders is?
Person 2: I don’t know Joshua Wanders.

by MichaelsHoles January 26, 2023

Wanderous Flower

Someone who is moving around randomly with no end goal. Usually they have a problem they need to solve, but thinks that instead of actually working to solve it. randomly wanders around hoping the answer will find them.

“He is walking in circles around the table instead of doing his work like a wanderous flower.”

by Givebill April 27, 2025

Wanderality

A state of being, marked by an innate ability to adapt to the everyday challenges life has to offer, and yet rise above the abject apathy of humanity and become a positive influence on others.

"I appreciate the amount of wanderality my class possesses. It's certainly inspiring."

by The Wandering Wind August 9, 2019